The Calm Collective


NAME: Calm Your Farm ™

SUPERPOWER: Tamer of tempers + tantrums. Creator of calm.

MADE OF: Wild Orange, Lemon, Grapefruit, Mandarin, Bergamot, Tangerine, Clementine, Spruce, Ho Wood, Frankincense, Blue Tansy, Blue Chamomile, Osmanthus, Vanilla, Fractionated Coconut Oil.


* You cut your toddlers toast into squares but they wanted triangles.

* When the word NO sets off an epic supermarket floor meltdown.

* When the mantra of the day is seek and destroy and no block tower, racetrack or puzzle is safe from destruction.

* When hands and feet have become a lethal weapon.

* When your child genuinely believes they are Superman and starts leaping off furniture and climbing the walls.

* Post visit to grandparents where no food is off limits.

* When backseat bickering is driving you around the bend.

* Day 2 of the school holidays.

* When toys are being hurled through the air at speeds that would rival a category 5 hurricane.

* About 4:30pm. Pre-dinner. Enough said.

* When the sass factor is off the richter scale.

SIZE: 10ml


* Not suitable for use on children under 2 years of age.

* Always read individual bottles for directions for use.

* Avoid contact with eyes, inner ears and other sensitive areas.

* If you are pregnant, breastfeeding or under doctors care, consult your physician before use.

* For external use only.

* Keep out of reach of children.


This blend and the sun do not mix.

Direct exposure to sunlight or UV rays increase the potential for a skin reaction to occur.  Avoid sunlight and UV rays on exposed skin for up to 12 hours after applying.

Morale of the story; this blend is best applied underneath clothing when the sun is out.

Expired on Tuesday 31st of March 2020

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